Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Working hard to save the world

Wondering why the blog hasn't been updated lately? Well read on...

I was struck at how fast the swine flu had spread and got to thinking. Someone has got to stop this virus. So I gathered a brain trust of the world's smartest scientists to find a cure. We've been working day and night and may have found a breakthrough. Early tests have been promising but we are lacking one final ingredient. The very deadly toxin Vaporizing powder. Its so deadly that if inhaled before preparing it can kill you.

Our lab assistant Mittens the cat has placed the toxin in a balloon for safe keeping and is now bringing it to us.

Oh God! We're all going to die... *

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Greedy Post

Way back when I started the blog I posted my Christmas Wish List. Well my 30th birthday is just around the corner, so i figured I would do it again. Here is my birthday wishlist of doom!

Little King's Story (wii) (released late June)

Take a little pikmin, add a dash of animal crossing and you get Little King's Story. A very silly game. Why does all the cool stuff come out after my birthday?

Peanuts 1960's dvd (released July)

A collection of classic 1960's Peanuts Cartoon including one of my favorite: Charlie Brown's All-Stars. Again why July? Shouldn't the world revolve around me!!!

Wreck-gar transformer figure

Its weird al as a transformer. How cool is that? This guy is almost impossible to find in stores.

One Piece Second Voyage DVD set

One Piece Third Voyage DVD set

One Piece Fourth Voyage DVD set

Hey didn't I ask for these back in December? :p These are the really, really good episodes where the team finally comes together.

Brandon Bird Print from brandonbird.com

Brandon Bird paints weird paintings of celebrities. I've wanted one for years so I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. Any print will do.

Tom Everhart Print (Last Supper)

Tom Everhart Print (Dog Breath)

Tom Everhart is the only artist allowed to paint the Peanuts gang. Here are my two favorite prints.

NECA TMNT Figures Set

Again, December? And where is the Shredder figure? :p

Friday, May 8, 2009

Swine Flu Name change

Why is the government wanting us to change the name of the Swine Flu to H1n1(pronounced Hiney)? Surely calling the flu the Hiney flu is more offensive to the virus than swine flu.

Maybe the pigs are up to something and are trying to shift attention away from them.

If you seen any suspicious pigs roaming your streets or office you should contact the authorities at once.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up - Sabertooth

Actor Liev Schreiber (sabertooth) is disappointed with the action figurine of his X-men Origins: Wolverine character - because the toy looks like "an angry squirrel".

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Kirk reacts to the new Trek Film

Minor spoilers below for the new movie...

Monday, May 4, 2009

May the 4th be you

Today is National Star Wars day!

You can't keep a good franchise down. Try as you might George, you can't kill star wars with the pathetic clone wars series.

May the force be with these movies, always.