Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Cave Writings - Cell Phones

Cell phones will be the death of us!

The next time there is an emergency, Superman won't be able to find a phone booth and then what are we going to do?

Monday, June 29, 2009

Enough Angel of Celebrity Death

Okay I wasn't too suprised when you took Mr. Caradine...

Ed Mcmahon was to be expected and we all knew that Farrah was close to the end. MJ was a bit unexpected but not a suprise... but taking Billy Mays?

Now you've gone too far!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Cave Writings: PermAnAnt

I used to run a hair salon for ants called PermAnAnt. It was a good idea but I didn't have any repeat customers. None of my customers made it out of the salon dryer chairs alive. Poor little guys.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Day: Who Cares... we're Free!!!

The CDC has released us from our quarantine. Oh happy day...

They have determined that Mittens and I are not contagious and may have made a major breakthrough in the fight against Swine flu!


Not now Mittens, I'm trying to talk to the nice people out in internet land. As I was saying, I'm not starting a media tour to discuss my findings...


What? Are you hungry Mittens? Here's some milk... now go away. My first appearance will be on the tonight show with Conan O'brien.


What are you holding... star charts... no I don't care about Astrology or Astronomy, Mittens. Now get out of here. You are going to make me late for my big appearance. Stupid Cat.


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Day 30...

Is that date correct... June 2nd? Well happy birthday to me. Hooray I'm trapped in a cave with a cat on my 30th Birthday. My life rocks.

No, I refuse to be that way. Instead of looking back at all my unfinished projects, I'm going to look back at my successes.

My wife and I have been together for almost 13 years now. We have 2 wonderful sons. (Daddy's coming home soon!)

I've actually written 2 books. Okay the second book was never quite finished... but it was pretty close, only missing a chapter or 2.

I've written somewhere around 500 puppet scripts and produced several hours of videos for children's church.

I started a message board back in 96(?) and its still around and kicking.

And this blog... is still around. I may not update it as much as I want to, but hey I just survived an explosion caused by a clumsy cat. What do you expect?

Maybe my life does rock.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Quarantine Day 29

Hello is this thing on...

I think I've finally got this terminal working again... The very deadly toxin Vaporizing powder killed most of the scientists in the cave. I and a few others are the only survivors.

Oh and Mittens the clumsy cat still survived as well. The CDC has sealed us up in the cave indefinitely.

I am going to try and keep this blog running at normal despite all the setbacks. The CDC said that we might have some minor hallucinations but I don't know what they are talking about. How about you Mittens?

Wow I didn't know you could play the violin, Bravo!


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