Tuesday, February 3, 2009

OBAMA TAKES COMIC BOOK WORLD BY STORM!

WARNING: The following posts contains spoilers for Final Crisis and Dark Reign.

Today's post is brought to you by Kool-aid.

I try to keep this blog political free, but I can't help it. I'm excited to report that Amazing Spiderman #583 has gotten a 5th reprinting. This is the issue where Spiderman meets Obama in a 5 page backup story! Rock on! 5 Pages! So Awesome! I have to buy it because Obama is in it!



Also out the same week was Final Crisis # 6 where Batman dies... but who cares Obama is in Amazing Spiderman. Wait I'm getting breaking news... Obama is also appearing in this month's Savage Dragon. I've got to buy that one too!

*sips koolaid*

Marvel Editor in Chief Joe Quesada says "Marvel isn't playing favorites. We heard Obama was a comic book fan so we put him in the book"

Other notable past Presidental comic book appearances:

Cable and Deadpool: Cable and Deadpool surf through news stories and one of the stories going by it says "Bush is a Moron". Sweet.

Ultimate X-men: Magneto takes out the White House and strips President Bush naked on the lawn and makes him bow to him. Awesome!

Nightcrawler (Nightcrawler had a comic book?) A group of rich white people conjure up a demon. President Bush and Cheney are in the crowd... because they are evil!

Can I have another koolaid? Thanks.

More Breaking news: Obama is appearing in Youngblood! Must Buy!



Oh and looky here, Obama also appears in Thunderbolts. For those who don't know at the end of Dark Reign, Norman Osborn (Green Goblin) was placed in charge of Hammer (the replacement for Shield). Obama appears in Thunderbolts to condemn Osborn. Obama would never appoint someone like Osborn to such a lofty position. Osborn must have been appointed by that no good, evil, devil worshipping (see above) Bush before he left office. If my comic book says it, then it must be true!

*Drowns self in koolaid*

OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!

*HAS KOOLAID INDUCED STROKE*

1 comment:

Michael said...

Batman died?