Wondering why the blog hasn't been updated lately? Well read on...
I was struck at how fast the swine flu had spread and got to thinking. Someone has got to stop this virus. So I gathered a brain trust of the world's smartest scientists to find a cure. We've been working day and night and may have found a breakthrough. Early tests have been promising but we are lacking one final ingredient. The very deadly toxin Vaporizing powder. Its so deadly that if inhaled before preparing it can kill you.
Our lab assistant Mittens the cat has placed the toxin in a balloon for safe keeping and is now bringing it to us.
Oh God! We're all going to die... *