Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cat and mouse

The cat has a shotgun,
he's shooting up the house.
I called 911,
but they just laughed.

That feline has lost it,
its just a mouse for pete's sake.
Let it go little kitty,
its just not worth it.

Slowly he lowered the gun
and started to cry.
It was then that the mouse acted
and dropped a bowling ball on my cat.

How dare he!
The cat was just doing his job.
Here you go cat,
try an uzi instead.

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