Saturday, July 25, 2009

Going Postal

The accountant has gone postal
leave now before he gives out junk mail.
He's handing out past due bills
and ads for a mattress sale.

The police were soon called
and told him to stop trying to send
that's when the police dog got hungry
and bit his rear end.

The accountant no longer sends mail
after his dignity was stolen
by a hungry police dog
who left him with a semi colon.

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